Selected writing

Short humor

Notifications from Your Sleep-Deprived Mac (Points In Case)

Phoebe Waller-Bridge Rewrites The Exorcist and Other Movies (The Belladonna)

Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit in My Recipe for Easy, Country-Style French Toast (HAD)

Instead of a Traditional Wedding Registry, We’re Asking You to Take Turns Watering Our Plants (Slackjaw)

Reductress

Confused Bag of Pistachios Just Happy It Got to Sleep in the Big Bed With Its Owner (headline)

Inspiring! This Woman Saved $250K Just by Switching to Dollar Oysters (headline)

He Was a Porn Addict, She Was a Matrilineal Arctic Forager, and Now They’re Married (headline)

6 Ways You’re Folding Your Socks Like a Little Shit (article)

I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die (article)

Trendy Bangles That Tell Coworkers ‘I Don’t Take My Responsibilities as Fire Marshal Seriously’ (article)

Catherine has written for Reductress, The Onion, and other satire publishers. Her Reductress headline “I Gave Myself the Prettiest Braid Ever, So Now It Is Time to Die” was called “deeply, deeply funny” by The Cut/New York Magazine.